I supp(orthose) I can't really argue with former German first lady Bettina W(oof, woof woooooof, awooooooo)ulff's lawsuit against Google for the manner in which its autocomplete feature managed to tack on words such as "escort" and "prostitute" to her name in search results. I mean, I'm sure if when someone started Googling "Kelly" the phrase "green dildo" or "loves small animals" immediately popped up, I'd be irritated too. Especially if I had absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with green dildos, or small animals. Which I don't. I swear. No, really.
Now go away. Don't you have a college football score to check or something?
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